katichepburn: April 1st: the only day you can tell the truth and pretend like you’re lying about it.
My Dream... Hollywood!: HBP: How did Harry not... →
dairundstelena-wurzel: slytherin-in-the-tardis: stillnot-ginger: starshiprangerjess: 2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine: #because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why #For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long…
Society: Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls: Really?
Skinny girls: Really?
Curvy girls: Really?
Scene girls: Really?
Preppy girls: Really?
White girls: Really?
Black girls: Really?
Society: Wait let me be more specific
Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
emily-malik: sarcasm-always-helps: I doubt I’ll get any. that picture is exactly how i look right now. ^^^^^^ do it !!!!!!!!!!!!
This box around my text posts defends me from anyone who reblogs and adds a sassy reply
hotelfordoggetts: woah woah woah excuse me did you just bump into me excuse me did you just I AM A MEDICAL DOCTOR
I'm genuinely afraid of celebrity's twitters on...
I found an image that accurately describes my...
lolsofunny: The Funniest.
Congratulations, Movie Peeta! You get to keep your...
wellfackyoufaggot: Book Peeta: i think i just died
Because of traffic we arrived at the cinema 10...
That is my argument for why I am going back on Wednesday.