on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
me: i need to go to bed earl--
me: is that a 50k fic i haven't read
ursorum: ursorum: ursorum: i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed thanks dad APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME” THANKS DADDY pleas stop reblogging this pls
Me: Shows Sanne Minstrels
Me: Do you like these?
Sanne: Never heard of them, what are they?
Dad: They're chocolate incased in chocolate.
No seriously im afraid to turn out the light sanne...
#I feel like its moving every time I look away but it’s not